Cabbage Head

Amy Schumer

as

Lindsay

Al Shipley

as

Drew

Ian Carroll

as

The Cabbage

Sarah Brandes

as

Student

Sam Rannocchia

as

Professor

Andrew Stratton

as

Mark

Brian Summa

as

Student

John Buell

as

Clerk #2

Paul Trager

as

Clerk #1

Andrew Kent

as

Student

Matt Conlon

as

Student

Shannon Davis

as

Student