The Onion Movie

Len Cariou

as

Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

as

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

as

Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

as

Sensei

Don McManus

as

Dennis McCormi...

Michael Bolton

as

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

as

Ahmed

Brendan Fletch...

as

White Black Gu...

Daniel Dae Kim

as

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

as

Cooking Show C...

Jed Rees

as

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerf...

as

Rodney Dangerf...

Ahmed B. Badran

as

Peruvian

Brian Powell

as

Typical Neighb...

Scott Klace

as

Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin

as

Alzheimers Old...

Sandy Kenyon

as

Alzheimers Guy...

Orlando Seale

as

Producer

Erik Stolhanske

as

Producer

Sarah McElligo...

as

Melissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby

as

Surgeon General

Kwame Boateng

as

Dibo

Richard Fancy

as

Kenneth Garber

Alex Solowitz

as

The Masses

Savannah Haske

as

Rapist Lisa

Rebecca Lowman

as

Rape Victim Ju...

Jim Gleason

as

Steel Beam Arc...

Michael Harney

as

Line-Up Detect...

Angel Cassidy

as

Porn Star

Gauge

as

Porn Star

Robert Hoffman

as

Lollipop Love ...

Joel McHale

as

Office Worker

Harry Shum Jr.

as

Lollipop Love ...

Kevin Federline

as

Lollipop Love ...

Bo Barrett

as

Wigger Jim

Chrissy Metz

as

Heavy Girl

Marshall Manesh

as

Announcer

Greg Cipes

as

Hippie Diploma...

Nick Chinlund

as

Bryce Brand

Jim Rash

as

Bryce's Manager

Paul Scheer

as

Bates Computer...

John Viener

as

Peen Out Guy

Gedde Watanabe

as

James Nakatami

Chris Villa

as

Gay Guy