Americans

Sean Penn

as

Commie

Kid Rock

as

Troglodyte

Shanna Collins

as

Bartender

Bianca Sia

as

Jamaican Girl

Rod Simmons

as

Newscaster

Tommy Reid

as

Prius Salesman

Kris Page

as

Waiter

Lucas James

as

Groom in Tux

Michael Derek

as

Groom in Dress

Bill Ritchie

as

Suspect Priest

Kevin Taylor

as

Gay Priest