Runtime: 80 min
Average vote: 4
Release date: 2002-08-02
Director: Perry Andelin Blake
Writer: Harris Goldberg
Writer: Dana Carvey
Music: Marc Ellis
Dana Carvey
as
Pistachio Disg...
Brent Spiner
as
Devlin Bowman
Jennifer Espos...
as
Jennifer Baker
Harold Gould
as
Grandfather Di...
James Brolin
as
Fabbrizio Disg...
Austin Wolff
as
Barney Baker
Edie McClurg
as
Mother Disguis...
Maria Canals-B...
as
Sophia (as Mar...
Robert Machray
as
Texas Man
Michael Bailey...
as
Henchman
Rachel Lederman
as
Texas Wife
Mark Devine
as
Trent
Kenan Thompson
as
Kenan
Jay Johnston
as
Rex
Jessica Simpson
as
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Lee Ke...
as
Group Dancer
Vincent Rivers...
as
Henchman
Mark Ginther
as
Henchman
Carrick O'Quinn
as
Henchman
Mitch Silpa
as
Henchman
Virginia Hawki...
as
Interview Woman
Jonathan Lough...
as
Security Guard
Ted Rooney
as
Security Guard
Brandon Molale
as
Doorman
Erick Avari
as
Cigar Maker
Phil Jones
as
Businessman
Michael DeLuise
as
Businessman
Larry Cedar
as
Businessman
Andrew Shaifer
as
Liberty Bell S...
Vincent Castel...
as
Art Dealer
Roger Mussenden
as
Waiter
Al Goto
as
Ninja Warrior
Simon Rhee
as
Ninja Warrior
Kevin Nealon
as
White Collar E...
Bill Cho Lee
as
Mongolian Elder
Chao Li Chi
as
Mongolian
Steve Gormley
as
German Busines...
Christel Smith
as
German Busines...
Ava Metz
as
Another German
Bo Derek
as
Herself
Barry Bernardi
as
Bernardo
Brian Catalano
as
Italian Officer
Gabriel Piment...
as
Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio
as
Puerto Rican H...
Guelmarí Oppen...
as
Waitress
Tracy E. Wilson
as
Female Partygo...
Patricia De Le...
as
Waitress
Phil Fischer
as
Bully
Steven Hack
as
Chemistry Teac...
Dane Morris
as
Young Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey ...
as
Jock
Andy Morrow
as
Captain Americ...
Naya Rivera
as
Captain Americ...
Julius Ritter
as
Captain Americ...
Brighton Hertf...
as
Captain Americ...
Sandra Lindqui...
as
Bartender
Eugene C. Palm...
as
Chef
Leland Crooke
as
Appraiser
Mike Johnson
as
Constitution S...
Michael Lee Ph...
as
Constitution S...
Buddy Bolton
as
Abe Lincoln
Stuart Quan
as
Ninja
Spencer Sano
as
Ninja
Hiro Koda
as
Ninja
Johnny Nguyen
as
Ninja
Yoshio Iizuka
as
Ninja
Ronn Surels
as
Ninja
Andy Cheng
as
Ninja
Steven Ho
as
Ninja
Tony Wilde
as
Doug
Berglind Icey
as
Big Bottom Girl
Leasi Andrews
as
Big Bottom Girl
Anna Marie God...
as
Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madeli...
as
Big Bottom Girl
Adrian Armas
as
Group Dancer
Gustavo Vargas
as
Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof
as
Group Dancer
Oscar Orosco
as
Group Dancer
Andrea Bogart
as
Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwe...
as
Group Dancer
Paula Abdul
as
Choreographer ...
Lisa Foiles
as
Lisa (uncredit...
Jesse V. Johns...
as
Thief (uncredi...
Shane Lyons
as
Shane (uncredi...
Michael Johnson
as
Himself
Cole Sprouse
as
Young Pistachio
Dylan Sprouse
as
Young Pistachio